Newsbreak
Loma Linda, CA -- Local couple, Norman McNulty and Joelle Damsteegt, have made a verbal pact, sealed with an undeniably feminine timepiece, that they will proceed with joint plans for a future nuptial ceremony symbolizing their undying love for each other. In other words, Norman and Joelle are officially engaged.
Sources close to the betrothed couple report that wedding plans could be as soon as late summer. An unidentified but dashing young man was seen furtively uploading videos onto YouTube.
"These two individuals should be evaluated by a psychiatrist," said Tim Arakawa, a medical student who just finished with his psychiatry rotation. "They seem to be exhibiting the classic early signs of mania."
Joelle just grinned euphorically from ear-to-ear while Norman resumed his pressured speech and animated gesticulations. "ItalkedtoherparentsinDecemberandtheygavemepermission
anditwashardtowaitduringValentine'sDaybutwegotthejobdonetoday
anditwasdevastating,justdevastating," stated Norman.
On a related note, Florida citrus growers braced for a winter freeze, a plane ran off a Cleveland airport runway, and Britney Spears shaved her head.
posted by Tim at 12:18 AM
8 Comments:
That was hillarious! I think you are having too much fun with this, Tim! Anyway, my best wishes to the local couple. I guess I should be keeping my calendar open for the end of summer.
Ps. can't seem to get the video to work :(
Okay I got it to work. It is sweet! Did I detect some emotion in her voice -- tears maybe?
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Regards,
Bill Jones
Tim, if i didn't know better, i would have totally thought u were a journalist. U could have taken over NY Times for sure. =)
Mr.Jone's comment definitely competes with your pressrelease lol.
anyway, that's so sweeet!
i'm so happy for them. =)
You're great Tim!!! And I loved your interview with Isabella too!! We need to hire you! :-)
This is absolutely hilarious! You are a natural journalist and I like your sense of humor. Best wishes to the happy couple! ei
Thanks for sharing the video. I'm happy for my brother and Joelle.
Nicely said Tim! Good luck keeping those two under control. The plans are definitely taking off at top speeds.
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